KENCING 2.0

Macam-macam benda pelik. Aku ingatkan BERSIH 2.0 dah pelik sebab tengok orang sanggup basah kena sembur air, sanggup pedih mata malah ada yang sanggup mati sekejap. Rupanya ada lagi benda pelik. Mungkin benda ni dibuat untuk setarafkan BERSIH 2.0 dengannya, sebab benda ni pun pamerkan 2.0. Ada kuiz pada benda ni dinamakan Clever Dick, tapi kalau dipasang kat Malaysia, mungkin boleh dinamakan KENCING 2.0. 

Aku cadangkan agar kerajaan pasang benda ni kat beberapa tempat kat Malaysia ni, jadi bolehle puak-puak pembangkang tu menguji setakat mana hebatnya kencing mereka. 

Aku rasa, benda ni kalau pasang kat Malaysia, nama-nama yang tercatat kat Hall of Fame yang merupakan scorer tertinggi tentu antaranya Nuar Berahim dan Mat Sabu tapi yang sorrynya ialah Ambiga tak mampu nak bertanding....bersepah!!!!

The snowboarding game that really makes a splash - the 'controller' is a urinal 

The idea appeared in Amsterdam's Schiphol airport - painted on the inside of the men's urinals are little bluebottles. 

The airport designers found that simply giving men something to 'aim' at meant that there was less mess on the floor for the cleaners to deal with. 

Now a British company has gone one step further: and created a urinal equipped with a video screen, so 'aiming' left and right steers a snowboarder down a slope. 

More expert marksmen can also answer quiz questions. 

The system has taken four years to develop - and, thankfully, won't need Britain's publicans to take a sledgehammer to their existing porcelain. 

The system works by a clip-on LED screen at the top of the urinal, and a motion sensor aimed down into the 'business' area of the urinal. 

Because it doesn't use liquid sensors or cameras, the makers hope that disagreeable cleaning tasks will be kept to a minimum. 

What effect this will have on the hygiene of the facilities remains to be seen - although makers Captive Media are confident that it will persuade men to aim broadly in the 'right' direction. 

Above the urinal is a 12-inch LED screen, which displays the game - with a quick advert first, as hard-up pub owners aren't going to install the things for fun. 

There are three games to play, though, including a version of the classic brick-smashing arcade game Breakout, and a quiz. 

The quiz - naturally - is called Clever Dick. 

There's even a high-score table, although one imagines that you'd have to hold in for some time in order to still have 'ammunition' so to speak, to enter one's name in the Hall of Fame. 

Naturally, the devices are equipped for life in a hostile environment - they are waterproof, shockproof and have toughened glass. 

So far, the devices have been trialled in one pub in Cambridge - but drinkers throughout Britain should get a chance to try their skills soon.